hey you kids wanna buy some drugs
basically the first interaction between humans and a snake ever
#bible jokes#yo check out this knowledge fruit#it’ll totally be the best thing ever#he wants to lead you down the path to righteousness#i’m gonna lead you down the path that rocks#snake (via vantasticmess)
Anonymous asked: what actually happened at dashcon to make it so awful? ive seen lots of stuff making fun of it and complaining, but nothing explaining why
It is one of the biggest errors in world history and here’s why:
- Although starting in the middle of summer with a few small battles, it eventually dragged on for almost six months into a brutal winter
- The Russians’ scorched earth policy surprised the French and made the French’s advances much more treacherous and costly
- Napoleon’s thirst for a full victory was impossible to satisfy because the Russians refused to engage in any prolonged battles, instead wisely choosing to use guerrilla tactics to decimate an already broken, famished, and sickened French Army
- Over 17,000 French troops lost their lives each month during the disastrous campaign
TELL ME WHY THIS EXISTS OTHER THAN TO HAUNT ME
I MEAN, JESUS CHRIST, SCULPTORS
THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING
I’m pretty sure they’ve created the most terrifying Doctor Who reference ever.
Count the shadows and whatever you do, don’t blink.
Someone calls the doctor…the winchesters…someone!
I do believe that the original picture is supposed to be of Hel from Norse mythology. She was half woman half skeleton/corpse. o-o
and, if someone’s interested, she was Loki’s daughter
God damn it, Loki. Keep it in your pants.